A message to the TSA from Jazz on the Tube: Straighten up and fly right.
Enough is enough. Cool down and get straight or we're not flying no more!
I love the line when the monkey says to the buzzard (the TSA): "Your story is
so touching but it sounds just like a lie."
I just opted NOT to fly round trip to Toronto (driving instead) because I don't believe
a word the TSA says...about the safety of the scanners or the legality of their searches.
My fellow Americans: Don't give up on your country. Shame the lunatics
who run it instead.
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Dear Jazz on the Tuber subscribers
If you can think of other musical message we can send to the TSA, let us know by e-maii.
